Friday, December 25, 2009

Whoops!



When blogging about your Dating experiences, you obviously run the risk of offending someone. You also run the risk of being dumped before the engagement can develop into anything, including the first date. This NEVER happened on Sex and the City! But naturally, it's happened to me twice. One of the boys I had written about, was seriously offended when I said, and I quote... myself.

"Being fucked by a twink, is like being fucked by a girl with a strap on!" I mean... OK, a little harsh, but terribly funny, not to mention true.

Another guy, who found my blog by mistake via Gmail chat status, canceled our 1st date. Was I offended? Hardly. He was Mormon and was bound to stop dating me once he found out I had a crazy Jesus fetish. No, not like Bible Belt Annie loves Jesus fetish... more like, I get a hard-on every time I walk into a Catholic church and see Jesus "hanging out" with nothing on but a loan clothe. Although I wasn't offended, I was a little disappointed. I was planning to write about the time I went on a date with a Priest and a Rabbi... A Mormon from Utah would have fit that blog perfectly.

I've met someone recently who I am pretty fond of. He's already asked to read my blog. I told him that I wasn't ready for him to read it yet, but in all honesty, I don't think he's ready. I normally write about date's gone wrong; so far, he's been wonderful, and I am still very intrigued. He seems to have many layers... I love unwrapping things. I think, if I see him tonight, I will give him the URL. Maybe I will ask him to read the blog in front of me so I can see his reaction. Keep you're fingers crossed for me people, I like this one. If my current Spanish lover does take offense... Well, then at least I'll have something else to write about.

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