Rant.

Guys like me should probably come with a warning label:

Caution: Will falsely appear to be marriage material.
Beware: Will string you along until the word "boyfriend" is mentioned.
Avoid contact with friends. He might find them more interesting than you.
If in love: Wash thoroughly with whiskey or vodka.
If his bullshit is swallowed: Call poison control immediately. Could be fatal to the heart.

My warning label should be my blog. Instead of it being called "Romantically Unavailable" it should be called "This is what you're getting yourself into," Or... "Don't say I didn't warn you," better yet "SUCKAH!" Would do just fine.

I think there is a huge misunderstanding when it comes to guys like me. You see, if we were totally honest, we'd never get a shot at dating short term. If I went on a date with a guy and said "Oh, by the way, I'm totally emotionally unavailable," chances are A) I wouldn't get to 1st base B) I'd never see him again. And C) He'd probably tell his friends, who would tell their friends, and then I'd NEVER get laid.
My point? We're forced to lie! Emotional guys always find it so easy to become victims; but, in reality WE'RE the victims! I mean... why do we have to commit? Why do we have to label ourselves like a good can of Caviar? It's crazy! Why can't things just be? Things would be so much easier for everyone involved.

An emotionally unavailable guy dating another emotionally unavailable guy is just a hook up. Well, just because we're incapable of committing, doesn't mean we don't wanna hang out for a few weeks... or even months. We are here to be temporarily enjoyed. So enjoy us! Most of us are usually fun, and damn good in bed. Besides... having a jewel for a while, is better than not ever having one at all.